Cyborg Johnny's definitions

tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.

Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.

by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020

big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.

John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."

by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

strauma

Stress from drama. The state of aging and greying faster because you got knucklehead family living under your ass every day! The trauma of being in a toxic relationship when you know you can get out and do badly on your own any time you want.

"Man, this strauma has got to stop. I'm going to go live alone...in another town."

by Cyborg Johnny May 4, 2023

Cup bob

When a person with a semi-hard penis puts it into clothing and bobs it like a ball.

Look at that model curl that thing into a cup bob and bounce it like a ball!

by Cyborg Johnny February 5, 2021

creep shooter

Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.

Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."

Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."

by Cyborg Johnny September 8, 2015