Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."
Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."
Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."
by Cyborg Johnny August 05, 2015
Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.
John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."
by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022
Stress from drama. The state of aging and greying faster because you got knucklehead family living under your ass every day! The trauma of being in a toxic relationship when you know you can get out and do badly on your own any time you want.
by Cyborg Johnny May 04, 2023
When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.
Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
by Cyborg Johnny June 25, 2015
a woman who is letting it go; she had a trim, fine body with a narrow waist and perky curves, but she is becoming over weighed because she doesn't care to stay in shape; that phase between trim & foxy, and being a keg on legs
"Janice used to be so thin and cute! Now she's gained weight. I'm not attracted to that."
"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."
"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."
by Cyborg Johnny August 22, 2023
by Cyborg Johnny February 05, 2021