The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.
by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017
Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."
Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."
Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."
by Cyborg Johnny August 05, 2015
When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.
"Coffee! I need a cup."
"They're all in the dish rack."
I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
"They're all in the dish rack."
I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
by Cyborg Johnny May 09, 2016
When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.
Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
by Cyborg Johnny June 25, 2015
a woman who is letting it go; she had a trim, fine body with a narrow waist and perky curves, but she is becoming over weighed because she doesn't care to stay in shape; that phase between trim & foxy, and being a keg on legs
"Janice used to be so thin and cute! Now she's gained weight. I'm not attracted to that."
"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."
"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."
by Cyborg Johnny August 22, 2023
by Cyborg Johnny February 05, 2021