Cyborg Johnny's definitions

Cup bob

When a person with a semi-hard penis puts it into clothing and bobs it like a ball.

Look at that model curl that thing into a cup bob and bounce it like a ball!

by Cyborg Johnny February 5, 2021

big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.

John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."

by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022

kegel twerk

Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.

The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.

by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

oggle block

When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.

Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."

Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."

Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."

Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."

by Cyborg Johnny July 4, 2015

creep shooter

Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.

Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."

Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."

by Cyborg Johnny September 8, 2015