Definitions by Curtis Thirteen

blodge 

a sexy bitch sucking on your wang

Mary was giving Jimmy the best blodge of his life.

blodge by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

schmoot 

to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe

Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.

schmoot by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

dick huertz 

the kid you want to blast in his throat

Danny thinks Bobby is a dick huertz.

dick huertz by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010