Definitions by Curtis E Bearr

Upside down spider 

An undefinable phase which can pertain to anything in your vast imagination.

You're about as cool as an upside down spider.

I'd rather suck my own poop than eat an upside down spider.

Charles J banged a girl resembling an upside down spider

Upside down spider by Curtis E Bearr January 12, 2009

crocodile mudslinger 

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

crocodile mudslinger by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009