1 definition by Curtis Andre
A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.
Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.
Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.
Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.
Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.
Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022