Definitions by Curly smurf

Soggy chicken balling

The act of dipping your testicles in sweet and sour sauce then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner from behind until all the sauce has been slapped off of your balls and into their vagina.

Jodie caught an infection from when I was soggy chicken balling her last week.

Soggy chicken balling by Curly smurf May 21, 2018

Mexican teapot 

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.

My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot

Mexican teapot by Curly smurf July 28, 2017