A red banana is where a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina while she's on her period and when he pulls out his dick stains red
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Liam harris is the definition of a squeaky cunt that is extremely obese and has mad obsession for the 4ft blonde haired girls when he can't get into is baked beans tin or his pizza isn't here yet he decides to start crying I'd be careful when you sleep at night because he tends to hide under your bed pulls your trousers down and mutters "if I can't get Megan I might aswell turn gay"
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

by Cummins cider June 16, 2020

Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Massive 10 inch cock. Slays the ladies jack also has an amazing personality that makes people laugh until they cry
Omg did u hear jack making Obama’s mrs cry from his 10 inch dick.
I almost pissed myself laughing at his jokes.
I almost pissed myself laughing at his jokes.
by Cummins cider November 23, 2021

The type of nice guy everybody wants to be they tend to bring all there girls into arguments and have 9cm finger they also tend to use the quote "I give up on relationships"
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
