Morgan Hallam

Right I'm going to tell you this straight to not end up like this ginger he has a very bad reputation for threatening to beg people for a game of FIFA he got pied off my a girl and now he gets vexed when you mention it he also a chicken legs so don't be surprised if you hear him go bark bark now and again
Don't be Morgan Hallam please I'm begging you
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Andy Bullas

The type of man who you'd wonder how the fuck his sperm was that messed up to give make a bigger spastic that the man himself Owen Bullas, Andy Bullas is extremely good at memes but his son is absolute dog shit he is 6ft something and seems to look like the tic tac man himself Callum from Callum's corner he is a very sound man but no his son has to be a bum fluff munching leprechaun
Be like Andy Bullas but NEVER have children
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John terry

Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked
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Jack

Massive 10 inch cock. Slays the ladies jack also has an amazing personality that makes people laugh until they cry
Omg did u hear jack making Obama’s mrs cry from his 10 inch dick.
I almost pissed myself laughing at his jokes.
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Liam Harris

Liam harris is the definition of a squeaky cunt that is extremely obese and has mad obsession for the 4ft blonde haired girls when he can't get into is baked beans tin or his pizza isn't here yet he decides to start crying I'd be careful when you sleep at night because he tends to hide under your bed pulls your trousers down and mutters "if I can't get Megan I might aswell turn gay"
That person is a Liam Harris
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