Cummins cider 's definitions

Liam Harris

Liam harris is the definition of a squeaky cunt that is extremely obese and has mad obsession for the 4ft blonde haired girls when he can't get into is baked beans tin or his pizza isn't here yet he decides to start crying I'd be careful when you sleep at night because he tends to hide under your bed pulls your trousers down and mutters "if I can't get Megan I might aswell turn gay"

That person is a Liam Harris

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Morgan Hallam

A man the gets pied

Be happy you aren't a Morgan Hallam

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

John terry

Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked

Don't go anywhere near John terry

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Porn

P-Pakis
O-our

R- realist
N- niggas

Be porn

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Megan Clark

A 4ft blonde haired shrimp

That's person is a Megan Clark

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Owen Bullas

The type of nice guy everybody wants to be they tend to bring all there girls into arguments and have 9cm finger they also tend to use the quote "I give up on relationships"

That person is being an Owen Bullas

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Alice Cauldwell

A Chinese looking kid

That person is an Alice Cauldwell

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017