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Definitions by Cummie Dumpling

Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.
Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller
Clam Sneeze by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018

Mandinglionking 

1. Derived from the word Mandingo and the movie The Lion King, it is simply the more culturally specific term for a massive penis on a male that was born in Africa.
2. The slang term used to refer to the average sized penis of the Congo.
Example:

Did you see Ombuku's dick?
Yeah, he's got a Mandinglionking!

Example 2: Those Mandinglionking's in the Congo must need an exotic animal permit for that snake!

Example 3: God, look at the Mandingo on him!
It's actually a Mandinglionking, he was born in Sudan.
Mandinglionking by Cummie Dumpling November 28, 2018