Definitions by Cum Goblin
hog meat
Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.
Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.
Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.
Other example:
Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.
Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.
Other example:
Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.
hog meat by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019
blauks
Blauks! Is a word you can exclaim after successfully busting your load into a special someone. It also can be used when successful in any venture. Or it describes the sound a gunshot makes.
Come on baby show that balloon knot! Blauks!
That intern gobbled up my hog meat and she got the job! Blauks!
See that doe across the field? Blauks!
That intern gobbled up my hog meat and she got the job! Blauks!
See that doe across the field? Blauks!
blauks by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019
mud valley
Stop buying this cheap toilet paper.
Why?
Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.
Why?
Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.
mud valley by Cum Goblin November 13, 2018