Crystal Ernsting's definitions

turd smack

someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met

God Jason you're such a turd smack

by Crystal Ernsting July 27, 2006

HO SQUAD

A group of three or more girls that are ho's or act hoish, for example wearing ho like clothes, with their big o titties hanging out.

Damn Girl, Tifanie, Christy and Crystal make up the biggest ho squad I've ever seen!

by Crystal Ernsting August 8, 2006