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Definitions by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~

Static Stroke 

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode
Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

Key Hole 

Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key
Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?”
Nate: “Sure”

pole of semen

When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear
Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen