who the hell is steve jobs

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
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Sun tzu said that

Used when someone says something so inspirational and wise that it sounded like it came straight out of "the art of war" by Sun Tzu
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor
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Dick darling

Another name for friends with benefits, usually used by ones partner who are incredibly intimate
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yiffphobia

the fear of people in animal costumes having sex. Or it could also be the fear of furry pornography, this phobia isn't very common, however having it doesn't exactly mean a dislike or hatred of furries, most cases of yiffphobia come from people who do not know much about furries as the concept confuses them, or because they want to join the community but they don't be effected by yiff, the most likely reason for this is stereotypes as they don't want to be portrayed as said stereotypes, but as of now research is still ongoing.
Percy: I want to join the furry community but I don't want to have sex in costumes.

Mart: sounds like you have yiffphobia
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beeg dik

common misspelling of "big dick", often used when something good happens to another individual.
Andrew: I just got my first SUCC

Ryan: duuude, u got beeg dik
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Bananeled

I shit you not, reader, he turned himself into a banana. funniest shit I've ever seen.
Eteled:Sam, Sam! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! I'M BANANELED!!!
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