Croquet Martini's definitions

four-dollar couch

If one lays down perfectly flat on a sofa and puts his/her feet against one arm and there is still room between his/her head and the opposing arm, THAT is a four-dollar couch.

"Wow, Paul!" said Katie. "This four-dollar couch is great for sleeping!"

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005

Dr. skipper

A generic form of Dr. Pepper. Usually sold in Safeway.

That's some great Dr. Skipper you've got there!

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005

chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005