Critical Acclaim's definitions

Limewire

A tool that allows you to steal music from your favorite artist's and is like no other in revealing who all the selfish people in the world really are.

Joe: Man I have Limewire and I get all my songs for free!

John: But dude that is stealing, don't you remember "Thou shalt not steal?

Joe: So? Everyone uses it!

John: If everyone was gay would you be gay?

Joe: Douchee

by Critical Acclaim August 2, 2008

Punk Rock

Genre that may have been alive at one point, but in it's current incarnation is just a lame genre of rock liked by people who are trying to look cool

Female Poser: My favorite music is PUNK RAWK!

Musician: I don't like punk rock, it's not really that good

Female Poser: Dat's cuze you cant handle it!

Musician: Stop trying to pretend you like punk rock just to be cool, name 5 punk rock bands!

Female Poser: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................

by Critical Acclaim March 1, 2009

Noticiero Univision

A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.

I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob

Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)

Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)

Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!

True story

by Critical Acclaim July 30, 2009