A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.
I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob
I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob
Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)
Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)
Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!
True story
Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)
Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!
True story
by Critical Acclaim July 30, 2009

The type of knot used on yoyo's were the hole where your finger is supposed to go can be made bigger or smaller without destroying the hole or having it slip out when you pull the yoyo away from you. Oh and it is also a kick ass metal band.
Hey this hole is too small, can you tie a slipknot for me?
Hey have you heard the song "Duality" by Slipknot? It's badass
Hey have you heard the song "Duality" by Slipknot? It's badass
by Critical Acclaim December 09, 2008

Genre that may have been alive at one point, but in it's current incarnation is just a lame genre of rock liked by people who are trying to look cool
Female Poser: My favorite music is PUNK RAWK!
Musician: I don't like punk rock, it's not really that good
Female Poser: Dat's cuze you cant handle it!
Musician: Stop trying to pretend you like punk rock just to be cool, name 5 punk rock bands!
Female Poser: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................
Musician: I don't like punk rock, it's not really that good
Female Poser: Dat's cuze you cant handle it!
Musician: Stop trying to pretend you like punk rock just to be cool, name 5 punk rock bands!
Female Poser: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................
by Critical Acclaim March 01, 2009
