Definitions by Crippled and depressed

Younger sibling

A little pest who likes to burst into your room while your doing homework, or playing on your phone. They like to hit you, then like a little bitch, they tell your parents when you hit back. In other words...they are annoying. They are so annoying they make you feel like banging your head against the wall so hard you lose all your brain cells.

You: *on your phone*

Younger sibling: *bursting into your room and runs up to you* Hey!

You: Go away.

Younger sibling: No! *Slaps*

You: *Slaps back*

Younger sibling: ....MOooOOoOoM *ugly sobs*

You: GODDAMNIT *bangs head against the wall*

Younger sibling by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Chocolate

The only thing worthy to live for.

Guy 1: I hate chocolate.

Girl 1: Hey bro, Guess what.

Guy 1: What?

Girl 1: Fuck you.

Chocolate by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Bob 

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

Bob by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019