Penis

A Penis is a multi use tool
A Penis may be used for the following..
1. Pissing into the toilet bowl
2. Having a wet dream
3. Giving oral satisfaction to a woman or a gay male (either one can give you a blow job)
4. Receiving satisfaction from a woman or a gay male (one or the other giving you a blow job)
5. Sexual intercourse (straight)
6. Sexual intercourse (anal)
7. Showing off to the guy standing beside you at the urinal
8. Shaking off drips after pissing in the urinal
9. When you are a small boy you may use it for striking a bargain with a small girl.
The conversation usually goes along these lines "You show me yours and I'll show you mine"
10. Masturbation
11. CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) or Genitorture (BDSM specialities)
12. Another area of the body to receive a few tattoos
13. Another area suitable for body piercing
14. It's a good part of the anatomy for wearing a ring
15. A hard penis is good for the ejaculation of semen
16. It may be stimulated to give you pleasure
17. A penis fits neatly into an orifice. It may fit into more than one orifice, usually one at a time.
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ICN

The Fourth ICN took place on April 17th - 21st 2005 on Reunion Island
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ACM

ACM is an acronym for Another Cunt Molested
The pathologist looked at the body of the young woman rape and strangulation
victim lying on the examination table in the mortuary and said ACM
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hyh

Abbreviation for Hope you have
I received a message today saying hyh a nice birthday
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Colonel Paddy

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II
Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.
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Car

In Ireland Car is an abbreviation for cart. Ergo we have -
1. Jaunting Car
2. Long Car
3. Short Car
Visitors to Co. Kerry tour the Lakes of Killarney in a jaunting car
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er

That man never argues, speaks much common sense, and is popular. He is er
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