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Car Bomb

Very popular with international terrorist groups including the IRA. A car wired with explosives that are detonated by remote control killing people and destroying neighbouring property. Please do not try this at home. You may notice that when the bomb has gone off with a big bang you may be suffering from deafness. The other thing you will most certainly notice is that both your neighbours and their houses have moved away from the locality. By the way, where is your house? You foolish person an insurance claim might not be a good idea, I doubt you will get away with it. Never mind the government of your country may give you free accommodation for the rest of your life.
The car bomb on 15th August 1998 in Market Street, Omagh, Co. Tyrone in the north of Ireland, detonated by the Real IRA killed 29 people
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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newt

A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt
by Criostoir Hulme September 21, 2005
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World Cup

World Cup .. what's that? I know it has something to do with football.
English people know all about the World Cup. Their press will tell you how well the English team will do, their fans .. every Englishman throughout the World cheer their team onward but to no avail. Only once, since the World Cup competition began, has it been won by England. In case you need to be reminded that was in 1966. This year they were beaten by Portugal. Prior to that defeat they were beaten 1 - 0 in Belfast by Northern Ireland.
by Criostoir Hulme July 29, 2006
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ICN

The Fourth ICN took place on April 17th - 21st 2005 on Reunion Island
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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Bn

These few lines give a soupçon of Bn

Great Victoria Street abounds with many a club and pub
In the evenings they're popular spots for drink and grub.
The oldest pub in the street is the Crown
Where manys a pint of Guinness is supped down
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005
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slut

slut is an acronym for sexual liberties usually taken
Her slut behaviour astounds her female neighbours. They wish they could be so lucky.
by Criostoir Hulme June 25, 2008
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old money

people who have managed their money carefully over many generations and increased the value of their holdings by careful financial management. Many of these people own a large estate and may also have a town house. They do not follow the popular fashion fads and wear good quality clothing that has a timeless look. Everything about them may be summed up in a few words GOOD TASTE and QUALITY
Most of the old money in Ireland belongs to the gentry and families with businesses established the 1800s and early part of the 1900s
by Criostoir Hulme September 25, 2005
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