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by Criostoir Hulme June 25, 2008
Get the slut mug.The pathologist looked at the body of the young woman rape and strangulation
victim lying on the examination table in the mortuary and said ACM
victim lying on the examination table in the mortuary and said ACM
by Criostoir Hulme October 11, 2006
Get the ACM mug.I heard of a guy married to a Domme. She had him tied up in knots.
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB
by Criostoir Hulme October 5, 2006
Get the DMB mug.Toby was the dog in the Punch and Judy
shows, popular in England in the 19th century. Some members of the British public thought such shows were immoral but they were strongly defended by Charles Dickens
shows, popular in England in the 19th century. Some members of the British public thought such shows were immoral but they were strongly defended by Charles Dickens
What a load of codswallop, imagine audiences paying the sort of money they are charged for entertainment today going to a Punch and Judy show to hear such lines, written for Toby, as " (snarl) arr, arr " or " Bow, wow, wow "
by Criostoir Hulme September 9, 2006
Get the Toby mug.The GAA (Gaelic Athletic Association) ban Irishmen not of their particular
persuasion from joining in their games. They really are GAA
persuasion from joining in their games. They really are GAA
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2006
Get the GAA mug.English people know all about the World Cup. Their press will tell you how well the English team will do, their fans .. every Englishman throughout the World cheer their team onward but to no avail. Only once, since the World Cup competition began, has it been won by England. In case you need to be reminded that was in 1966. This year they were beaten by Portugal. Prior to that defeat they were beaten 1 - 0 in Belfast by Northern Ireland.
by Criostoir Hulme July 29, 2006
Get the World Cup mug.A Penis may be used for the following..
1. Pissing into the toilet bowl
2. Having a wet dream
3. Giving oral satisfaction to a woman or a gay male (either one can give you a blow job)
4. Receiving satisfaction from a woman or a gay male (one or the other giving you a blow job)
5. Sexual intercourse (straight)
6. Sexual intercourse (anal)
7. Showing off to the guy standing beside you at the urinal
8. Shaking off drips after pissing in the urinal
9. When you are a small boy you may use it for striking a bargain with a small girl.
The conversation usually goes along these lines "You show me yours and I'll show you mine"
10. Masturbation
11. CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) or Genitorture (BDSM specialities)
12. Another area of the body to receive a few tattoos
13. Another area suitable for body piercing
14. It's a good part of the anatomy for wearing a ring
15. A hard penis is good for the ejaculation of semen
16. It may be stimulated to give you pleasure
17. A penis fits neatly into an orifice. It may fit into more than one orifice, usually one at a time.
1. Pissing into the toilet bowl
2. Having a wet dream
3. Giving oral satisfaction to a woman or a gay male (either one can give you a blow job)
4. Receiving satisfaction from a woman or a gay male (one or the other giving you a blow job)
5. Sexual intercourse (straight)
6. Sexual intercourse (anal)
7. Showing off to the guy standing beside you at the urinal
8. Shaking off drips after pissing in the urinal
9. When you are a small boy you may use it for striking a bargain with a small girl.
The conversation usually goes along these lines "You show me yours and I'll show you mine"
10. Masturbation
11. CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) or Genitorture (BDSM specialities)
12. Another area of the body to receive a few tattoos
13. Another area suitable for body piercing
14. It's a good part of the anatomy for wearing a ring
15. A hard penis is good for the ejaculation of semen
16. It may be stimulated to give you pleasure
17. A penis fits neatly into an orifice. It may fit into more than one orifice, usually one at a time.
by Criostoir Hulme July 13, 2006
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