Diarrhea of Anne Frank

And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"

Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

by creedmoor August 15, 2006

Stiffo

A boner, hard-on, erection, etc. Not, however, the sixth Marx Brother.

"Jeez, even to this day that Pat Nixon sure gives me a stiffo!"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Fire Fart

Ingridients:
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.

"P. U. I just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart."

by creedmoor May 06, 2006

Heart-Shaped Ass

A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.

"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"

by creedmoor October 23, 2004

Oscar Bait

A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.

"'Good Will Hunting' and 'I am Sam' are sickening examples of Oscar bait."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Yushke

A Yiddish term for Jesus Christ. Also referred to as Yushke Padre (Holy Father).

"Hey, Yushke, what did you think of that Mel Gibson picture?"

by creedmoor October 10, 2004

Brights

The high-beams of you car's headlights.

"Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five miles!"

by creedmoor August 14, 2006