Creedmoor's definitions

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Tashlinesque

A work of art that has a cartoonish quality to it. Named after animator-turned-live-action director Frank Tashlin. Tashlin helped define the on-screen personas of Porky Pig, Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis and Jayne Mansfield.

"Did you see 'Loone Tunes Back in Action'? It was great and so Tashlinesque.

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Muddy Love

Getting a little shit on your dick; hot, sloppy anal sex.

"Muddy Love? Wasn't that Jerry Lewis' alter ego in 'The Nutty Professor?' Bend over."

by creedmoor October 15, 2004

Corn Doody

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Rack Focus

When a cinematographer turns the focal ring on his lens to shift focus from a foreground object to a background object.

A rack focus is really a cheap, metaphorical device for the unimaginative to link two objects/people in a frame.

by creedmoor November 20, 2004

Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Mama Luke

Loser. Bum. Italian term made popular in Martin Scorsese's "Raging Bull."

Jake: "Look how they're making me look. Like the Mama Luke of the year!"

by creedmoor June 11, 2006