Creedmoor's definitions

Zoom lens

The lazy man's dolly or tracking shot. Used effectively only in cases where speed is needed to grab the audiences' attention.

"We're losing light. Let's use a zoom lens instead of going through the difficulties of pre-planning and executing a superior tracking shot."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Larry Fine

The Stooge in the middle. His frizzle-top haircut was frequently ripped from his skull by Moe. Usually stuck with lame dialogue like, "Hey, leave him alone" or "What happened here" or "We better scram." Frequently had the shit beat out of him for doing absolutely nothing. He couldn't have stood more than 4' 4' and frequently looked as if he was smelling something bad, probably Shemp's filthy hair or Curly's wet beer farts.

"Larry fine? No, he's dead like the rest of the Stooges."

by creedmoor May 19, 2006

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.

"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Doody

Word that you frequently confuse with "duty," particularly when you hear it on radio and TV, that causes you to laugh.

Newscaster: "It was his third tour of doody."

Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"

Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"

by creedmoor May 3, 2006

Meshungina

Yiddish for a crazy person. Not as extreme as Meshungina v'toit.

"You're fifty-six years old. Stop acting like a meshungina."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Bush

A thick nest of female pubic hair. The female genitals, but alluding to the pubic mound.

1. "Her bush looks like Larry on The 3 Stooges."
2. "President Bush's record smells worse than an unclean bush."

by creedmoor December 28, 2005