Creedmoor's definitions

Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.

"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.

"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."

by creedmoor June 11, 2006

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Tashlinesque

A work of art that has a cartoonish quality to it. Named after animator-turned-live-action director Frank Tashlin. Tashlin helped define the on-screen personas of Porky Pig, Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis and Jayne Mansfield.

"Did you see 'Loone Tunes Back in Action'? It was great and so Tashlinesque.

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Corn Doody

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Muddy Love

Getting a little shit on your dick; hot, sloppy anal sex.

"Muddy Love? Wasn't that Jerry Lewis' alter ego in 'The Nutty Professor?' Bend over."

by creedmoor October 15, 2004