Bush

A thick nest of female pubic hair. The female genitals, but alluding to the pubic mound.

1. "Her bush looks like Larry on The 3 Stooges."
2. "President Bush's record smells worse than an unclean bush."

by creedmoor October 31, 2005

red eye

1. A late night airline filght.
2. A type of whiskey consumed in the old west.
3. Your asshole.

1. "I caught the red eye from Detroit."
2. "Bartender, a shot of red eye."
3. "Put your cheeks together. I can see your red eye."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Pinners

A poor-man's version of alley baseball usually played with two people. One player bounces a ball on the ground and against a wall. It is up to the other player to catch the ball. If he catches it, the pitcher is out. Runs are determined by how far the ball flies without it being caught.

"After camp today do you want to go behing the supermarket and play pinners?"

by creedmoor October 14, 2004

Hitler Moustache

Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.

"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler moustache!"

by creedmoor June 02, 2006

Rack Focus

When a cinematographer turns the focal ring on his lens to shift focus from a foreground object to a background object.

A rack focus is really a cheap, metaphorical device for the unimaginative to link two objects/people in a frame.

by creedmoor November 20, 2004

Brights

The high-beams of you car's headlights.

"Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five miles!"

by creedmoor August 15, 2006

Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 09, 2006