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Definitions by Crazy Eddie

Fartjitsu 

A ninja way of fighting with deadly farts. People trained in this style are most deadly of all ninjas. They are silent. Most of the time.
Man i learned some fartjitsu, now i can whoop some tail!
Fartjitsu by Crazy Eddie April 26, 2005

Marathon 

someone who takes craps all day untill they pass out from the horrific smell.

See Pulling a cyrus
see crap addict
Man i ate a whole pizza now im going to have a marathon!
Marathon by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

Chronic Ass Rapings

being raped in the ass many times over and over and being addicted to it
man that guy is a chronic ass raper

googleplex 

i can write googleplex chick it
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1 with 100 zeros!
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00 OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!
here is 3 googleplex
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googleplex by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

crap addict 

someone who is addicted to taking large craps and smelling them for endless hours.

Anal bandit cleaveland steamer
Pulling a Cyrus
Man Bobby Joe is such a crap addict
crap addict by Crazy Eddie April 21, 2005

Straight Edge 

a really gay thing that means you dont to drugs drink or cuss... im tired of these little pussys....
Me: FUCK YOU
Gay kid: please dont say cuss words im a straight edge ill cry....
Straight Edge by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

Shadow0fDeath 

a really crappy person who uses fruity loops to make music and yes he is fruity...and his music isnt black metal or ambeience its total shit.
AND HIS OTHER SIDE PROJECTS SUCK JUST AS MUCH
Shadow0fdeath is a retard
Shadow0fDeath by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005