Crazy Eddie's definitions

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

Schnackums

a really annoying way to say snack!

man i need 35 cents more to buy some schnackums

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

nukk

someone who is a compleate and total retard can be a nukk on the other hand smeone who is extremly cool is also a nukk. Like billy mays!

Cool Kid#1: Sup Nukk
Cool Kid#2: Not Much Home Slice

Cool Kid: YOU NUKK FACE
Retard: Uh dOY doy doy errmmm ugh!

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

Straight Edge

a really gay thing that means you dont to drugs drink or cuss... im tired of these little pussys....

Me: FUCK YOU
Gay kid: please dont say cuss words im a straight edge ill cry....

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

Shadow0fDeath

a really crappy person who uses fruity loops to make music and yes he is fruity...and his music isnt black metal or ambeience its total shit.
AND HIS OTHER SIDE PROJECTS SUCK JUST AS MUCH

Shadow0fdeath is a retard

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

paul mccartney

Paul Mccartney, if you were real beatles fans, you would know played the bass. He always played turned around because he was learning it when the beatles first started. he did not play it upside down.

Paul McCartney bitch slapped who ever said he was a guitar player.

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

Pimp Goblet

a large decorated goblet(cup)that a pimp drinks out of.

Hey check out that Goblet of pimpness.

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005