Crazy B's definitions

alien ant farm

Someone who has a horrendous case of genital warts.

His alien ant farm gives even the bravest of souls the shivers.

by crazy b February 9, 2005

super boner

A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.

Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.

by crazy b February 10, 2005

bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

by crazy b February 11, 2005