Crash's definitions

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004

stick

(V) The act of hitting

I swear if he gets in my face ima stick him right in his shit

by Crash May 13, 2005

Tra la la

Penis , also known as a ding ding dong

OOOOOO You touched my tra la la.

by Crash May 19, 2004

dephaperana

a person whose insanity is exceeded only by their rampent sex drive.

That girl is such a dephaperana. Just look at her go.

by Crash June 9, 2004

merced-out

To kill or beat someone within an inch of their life.

Also, to snuff or whipe someone/something out with one hit.

The kid with the pink skully got merced out.

He merced-out my sour patch kids because I was giving him the crook eye.

by crash February 25, 2004

skully

A thick cap without the fold.

A beanie.

He was rockin' the ill skully.

by crash February 25, 2004

stuponfucious

The state induced by thinking something is awesome.

We do not dispute that it is stuponfucious to invent new words to describe the events in our world.

by Crash December 10, 2003