buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair
Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
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throat pudding

Charlie's wife was giving him head because she couldn't live without the throat pudding.
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
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