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Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010
mugGet the Wog's breakfastmug.

fecal debris

Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).

A partial act of 'following through'.
Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!
by Craig in the Hat March 22, 2009
mugGet the fecal debrismug.

Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
mugGet the Gentlemen's Relishmug.

Piss chimp

Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.
He's such a piss chimp. Whenever I see his stupid face I just want to unload my piss on him.
by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011
mugGet the Piss chimpmug.

Wog nasty

Unpalatable foreign (non-British/US/Aussie etc) food with an unappealing appearance or aroma. Can be applied to African, Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.
Watch out for the street food vendors in Manila - one sniff of that wog nasty will make you hurl your kidneys.

I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
by Craig in the Hat December 7, 2011
mugGet the Wog nastymug.

Rugmunching

Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.
I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
mugGet the Rugmunchingmug.

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