Craig in the Hat's definitions
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.
I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.
Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.
Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010
Get the Wog's breakfastmug. Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).
A partial act of 'following through'.
A partial act of 'following through'.
Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!
by Craig in the Hat March 22, 2009
Get the fecal debrismug. A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.
by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018
Get the Gentlemen's Relishmug. Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.
by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011
Get the Piss chimpmug. Unpalatable foreign (non-British/US/Aussie etc) food with an unappealing appearance or aroma. Can be applied to African, Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.
Watch out for the street food vendors in Manila - one sniff of that wog nasty will make you hurl your kidneys.
I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.
by Craig in the Hat December 7, 2011
Get the Wog nastymug. Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.
I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
Get the Rugmunchingmug.