Craig in the Hat's definitions

Piss chimp

Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.

He's such a piss chimp. Whenever I see his stupid face I just want to unload my piss on him.

by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011

fecal debris

Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).

A partial act of 'following through'.

Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!

by Craig in the Hat March 22, 2009

Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.

"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"

by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009

Grunt

A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.

Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.

I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Wog nasty

Unpalatable foreign (non-British/US/Aussie etc) food with an unappealing appearance or aroma. Can be applied to African, Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.

Watch out for the street food vendors in Manila - one sniff of that wog nasty will make you hurl your kidneys.

I don't care if it's froma 5 star restaurant, Korean food looks and smells wog nasty.

by Craig in the Hat December 7, 2011