Definitions by Crackin Jackin

Glamour Bottom 

One who exudes such confidence and passion in everything they do, but in your heart and mind, you know they don't fuck, they get fucked, regardless of their sexuality.

Examples include: Mettaton, Howl Pendragon, and Miles Edgeworth

"Ugh, I want that sexyman to DESTROY me."
"Oh no girl, that snack is a glamour bottom, you destroy him."

Glamour Bottom by Crackin Jackin January 19, 2024

Ferguson

Perfection in an Asian Form. Under any and all pretenses, he is the peak of evolution

god bless the ferguson

Ferguson by Crackin Jackin June 6, 2021

Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

Hot Dog Sock by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018