Crackin Jackin's definitions

Glamour Bottom

One who exudes such confidence and passion in everything they do, but in your heart and mind, you know they don't fuck, they get fucked, regardless of their sexuality.

Examples include: Mettaton, Howl Pendragon, and Miles Edgeworth

"Ugh, I want that sexyman to DESTROY me."
"Oh no girl, that snack is a glamour bottom, you destroy him."

by Crackin Jackin January 19, 2024

Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018

Ferguson

Perfection in an Asian Form. Under any and all pretenses, he is the peak of evolution

god bless the ferguson

by Crackin Jackin June 6, 2021