Definitions by Crackhead Doohickey
Ex Situationship Day
National Ex Situationship Day is an unofficial holiday where society is allowed to text their favorite ex situationship and get to ask “Run it back??” with no judgement. The holiday lands on June 6.
Person 1: “why did you say you’re texting him again?”
Person 2: “because it’s ex situationship day so that means I get to ask him to come over ;) ”
Person 1: “amazing. I’ll text mine too.”
Person 2: “because it’s ex situationship day so that means I get to ask him to come over ;) ”
Person 1: “amazing. I’ll text mine too.”
Ex Situationship Day by Crackhead Doohickey August 6, 2026
December 10
National Ignore Celebrity Day.
Completely ignore everything famous people do. They post something? Don't like it.
Do not acknowledge them in any way.
Completely ignore everything famous people do. They post something? Don't like it.
Do not acknowledge them in any way.
*person 1 like celebrity's Instagram post*
Person 2: Woah, why'd you do that? Don't you know what day it is?
Person 1: No, what?
Person 2: December 10th. It's the one day out of the year where you completely ignore everything famous people do. Now unlike that.
Person 2: Woah, why'd you do that? Don't you know what day it is?
Person 1: No, what?
Person 2: December 10th. It's the one day out of the year where you completely ignore everything famous people do. Now unlike that.
December 10 by Crackhead Doohickey December 9, 2020