Definitions by CraZy E

sacramento traffic 

RETARD CENTRAL!! Full of Non Driving Fucks

During my two mile drive through Sacramento Traffic, I avoided three crashes and hit every red light because the dumbass in front of me slows down until he sees the pretty yellow light come.

sacramento traffic by CraZy E August 16, 2006

face pushups 

The act of a skanky bitch sucking dirty dick in a manner in which she is the peon and you are the ranking seargent

Bitch get down there and give me 25 face pushups

face pushups by CraZy E August 2, 2006

peanut suprise 

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.

After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise

peanut suprise by CraZy E July 11, 2006