Cpt. Kegel's definitions

clitmus test

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.

One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.

by Cpt. Kegel March 11, 2014

jackie

A selfie while masturbating.

While I was looking at porn on my phone, I accidentally took a jackie.

by Cpt. Kegel June 6, 2014

cisguise

How a closeted trans person appears to the public and possibly friends and family. They have not come out yet and to most people, they would identify their gender as being the same as their sex.

Before Caitlyn Jenner came out as trans, she was wearing a cisguise as Bruce Jenner.

by Cpt. Kegel April 20, 2016

ankies

A man wearing pants with shorter pant legs to show off their exposed ankles. The etymology is from "cheekies" for women's underwear.

What is the deal with that guy in his ankies?! Nobody cares that you aren't wearing socks, guy.

by Cpt. Kegel July 5, 2014