Definitions by Cpt. Kegel

cisguise 

How a closeted trans person appears to the public and possibly friends and family. They have not come out yet and to most people, they would identify their gender as being the same as their sex.

Before Caitlyn Jenner came out as trans, she was wearing a cisguise as Bruce Jenner.

cisguise by Cpt. Kegel April 20, 2016

ankies 

A man wearing pants with shorter pant legs to show off their exposed ankles. The etymology is from "cheekies" for women's underwear.

What is the deal with that guy in his ankies?! Nobody cares that you aren't wearing socks, guy.

ankies by Cpt. Kegel July 5, 2014

jackie 

A selfie while masturbating.

While I was looking at porn on my phone, I accidentally took a jackie.

jackie by Cpt. Kegel June 6, 2014

clitmus test 

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.

One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.

clitmus test by Cpt. Kegel March 11, 2014