Countach Smeech's definitions

wank

British source...
To masturbate.
Worthless.

Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

bag-o-shite

A bag of shite. Crap. Cac. Biz. Bollocks.

What an absolute bag-o-shite.
Pop idol is a bag-o-shite.
Scrap that bag-o-shite.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

bastard

In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.

Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003