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Definitions by Count Hellsing

America! Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!
America by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021
*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*
*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”
Bed by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021
redacted due to being beaten up by the cops
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
“None they would just beat up the room because it’s black”
Black by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Decepticunt 

A deception but from a hilariously bad dub of Transformers headmasters
The decepticunts are in hiding in cyberton
Decepticunt by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021
Soon may the wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum.
Wellerman by Count Hellsing February 3, 2021

sith legend

A story the Jedi would not tell you
sith legend by Count Hellsing February 3, 2021