Count Hellsing's definitions

Hot tub

A time machine

Quickly to the hot tub

by Count Hellsing March 4, 2021

America

Fuck yeah!

America! Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Bed

*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*

*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Black

redacted due to being beaten up by the cops

“How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
“None they would just beat up the room because it’s black”

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Decepticunt

A deception but from a hilariously bad dub of Transformers headmasters

The decepticunts are in hiding in cyberton

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Wellerman

A sea shanty

Soon may the wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum.

by Count Hellsing February 3, 2021

sith legend

A story the Jedi would not tell you

It’s a Sith legend

by Count Hellsing February 3, 2021