Couch monster's definitions

Bastardo

Bastard, with latin flair

that fuckin' bastardo just cut me off!

by Couch monster November 10, 2003

muffining

when someone tries to eat muffins but cannot

my mom made muffins and then I was muffing around.

by Couch monster November 13, 2003

Mickey's

The finest malt liquor one can find in corner stores. Only true savs find themselves drinking this treat from the Irish gods.

Tonight, we drink Mickey's and we will get drunk.

by Couch monster November 10, 2003

Mulligan's Stew

A type of stew made every Sunday by local bums down by the bridge. My grandpa and his friends throw rocks at and try to knock over the Mulligan Stew makers. Sometimes has carrots in it.

Mmmmm... there's nothing like Mulligan's Stew on a cool Sunday afternoon.

by Couch monster November 13, 2003