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limavady

Limavady is a charming, corpse filled market town in the North West of Ireland. It is populated entirely by battered face degenerates with barely detectable birth defects, and hearts constructed of nothing but pettiness and a deeply suppressed urge to masturbate on their neighbours' rosary beads.

Don't go to Limavady, lest you should masturbate on Hilda's rosary beads!

by Corpselicker95 September 6, 2017

ballykelly

Ballkelly is a charming village in the North West of Ireland populated entirely by lipstick lesbians.

'Shall we go to Ballykelly?'
'No, we are not lesbians, and we possess no lipstick.'

by Corpselicker95 May 23, 2020