Definitions by Corn & Rye

Dick Cheese 

A person who is a real big jerk.

Man, that new guy in Accounting is a real big dick cheese!

Dick Cheese by Corn & Rye June 24, 2025

sword fighting dildos 

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.

Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!

sword fighting dildos by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022

Mud Moustache 

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.

Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.

Mud Moustache by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022