Definitions by Corey Martin

poon hoover 

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.

"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"

poon hoover by Corey Martin May 5, 2007

Widgie

A term used by the young (eg me as a kid) to describe the female genatalia. Can be shortened to widge.

"Good day at school darling?"
"Mary showed me her widgie."

Widgie by Corey Martin January 17, 2007

Guitargasm 

The expression of often orgasmical ecstacy shown whilst playing guitar. Most commonly used during shredding.

Fuck me james, that's one hell of a guitargasm u just pulled.

Guitargasm by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

Danger Wank 

Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.

danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"

Danger Wank by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

Chillax 

Derived from the words 'chilling' and 'relaxing.

Corey: yo man sup?
G: not much u?
Corey: no nothing much. just chillaxing i guess.
G: ye man me too.

Chillax by Corey Martin January 16, 2007