pelsic

In Canada, in the context of smoking marijuana, a person who becomes excited, exuberant, childish, playful, or sexual. A pelsic stoner favours happy, stupid weed with a low wheelchair index and often wants to go dancing, invent new games, engage in shenanigans, or engage in sexual activity. The opposite of a lothic stoner.
Jimmy's pelsic - he'll come throw rocks at a beehive with me.
by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007
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Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
by Cool Hand Duke November 09, 2007
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bodega

In Canada, a neighbourhood corner store, not part of a large chain, that is being used as a front to sell drugs. There will be some legitimate business selling soda, cigarettes, and candy bars, but most of the aisles in the store will be full of liquidation merchandise covered in a thick layer of dust.
"If you're going to the bodega, pick me up a pack of smokes."
by Cool Hand Duke February 13, 2008
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don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.
"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."
by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007
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lothic

In Canada, in the context of a reaction to smoking marijuana, somebody who becomes slothful, lazy, or restful and generally uninterested in sex. A lothic stoner wishes to be left alone to think or be entertained. The opposite of a lothic stoner is a pelsic stoner.
It sucks that my girlfriend is lothic and I'm pelsic. Whenever we get high together I want to go to the bar and she just wants to sit on the couch alone.
by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007
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