Convict's Comic's definitions

gorilla golf

basketball

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.

by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023

Great Black Hope

A prospective, black NFL quarterback who carries the hope of a whole race to be the face of a multi championship dynasty.

Patrick Mahomes is the "Barack Obama" of great black hopes.

by Convict's Comic September 8, 2022

Spic Flick

A movie with a cast or crew that is predominantly Hispanic.

I wonder when Jennifer Lopez’s next Spic Flick is coming out.

by Convict's Comic May 16, 2019

Power Beaner

A Mexican who controls or runs a large industry, city, corporation, or organization.

Oscar DeLaHoya, Antonio Villaraigosa (mayor of Los Angeles), Bill Richardson, Jessica Alba, and Eva Longoria

That Power Beaner, Oscar DeLaHoya, really muscled Don King out of the Las Vegas boxing scene.

by Convict's Comic October 19, 2011