taboot

A fellow of bastardly decent who fails to admit it, not understanding how common such lineage is.

"Mother and Father were briefly married, of which union I was sprung from. Alas, then father was abducted by the Church of Euthanasia and decided to deny my existence, stricken with fear that word of his procreation would lose him face among the clergy. It's true, so I am NOT a bastard like you, Tina!"

"Oh, get over it, we all know. Stop being a taboot!"