Conan Troutman's definitions

Eliminator

Bruce Mculloch's chatacter in an episode of Kids In The Hall, who rules the squash courts.

"Oh no, I'm facing the Eliminator next week"
"EEEEELLLLLLLIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAAAATTTTTTTOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

emo glasses

Thick, black-rimmed "nerd" glasses that make women look incredibly sexy

"That girl in the emo glasses is so fucking hot; I just want to blow my load all over them."

by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

baby arm

An extraordinarily large penis

"How the hell did he expect me to fit that baby arm of his into my mouth?!?!"

by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003