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Ty Cobb

An American Major League Baseball (MLB) outfielder, born in rural Narrows, Georgia, with the highest batting average, who, unfortunately, has been slandered as a racist murderer, who would sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players by fake author, who was actually prohibited from ever writing again because of his false claims about Ty Cobb, Al Stump. Those accusations couldn't be further from the truth.
Ty Cobb was the exact opposite of what brainwashed non-researching people call him, Ty Cobb was not a racist murderer, in fact, he constantly advocated the integration of black and white baseball teams and when he died many black people praised him for that. He never stabbed a waited for being black, it was a white guy, a hotel night guard, and he didn't stab him he just scuffled with him. Al Stump was a journalist who didn't like him and made these things up and printed them as facts. He also didn't sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players.
by Comrade Running Bear January 3, 2019
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Andrew Jacksoning

Beating the hell out of your would-be murderer or assassin with a cane.
I tried to murder this one jackass but then he noticed me and started Andrew Jacksoning me.
by Comrade Running Bear October 16, 2018
mugGet the Andrew Jacksoningmug.

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