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Definitions by Commentur The Great

Spoon mode

An extreme state of tiredness or lightheadedness in which someone would burst out laughing at anything and everything, even if it isn't funny.
The phrase was named after the "spoon test" - a method of diagnosing such a state. In the test, the word "spoon" would be uttered randomly and without context to the person in question. If said person would burst out laughing, you know they're in a spoon mode.
Dave was in a total spoon mode yesterday, he even laughed at Emma's jokes.

Thuck you 

A response for when someone you hate does something nice to you.
A combination of "thank you" and "fuck you".
"Here have this fuckin cup of coffee you asshole"
"Thuck you Jimmy"
The ultimate insult.
Being hit with it will make you disappear for exactly 92 seconds.
"You are a coward and a scoundrel"
"You are dum"
"AA-"
Dum by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Willy Wonka 

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.
"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"
Willy Wonka by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Outer Wilds 

The best game that nobody ever heard of.
Did you ever play Outer Wilds?”
“Do you mean The Outer Worlds?”
“No.”
Outer Wilds by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021