Definitions by CommanderGratton

Period Pants 

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.

"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"

Period Pants by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025

Kniggherd 

A wandering nomad well versed in Kierkegaardian philosophy and Wittgensteinian logic.

"That Kniggherd certainly knows his sheep."

Kniggherd by CommanderGratton June 21, 2025

Knigghards 

A pair of Kierkegaardian Noosepants. Something sluszpants. The Orbital: Ebbs and flows. Triumphant. Underflowing from the Eschplants. Edundant. Ever flowing. Eternal, like a pair of pants.

"Mi Knigghards are showing mi cleese."

Knigghards by CommanderGratton June 1, 2025

Epsteinian

An application of ethical relativism that approaches the limits of truly absurd immorality.

"Her Epsteinian Ethics were well defined. The island was at least well curated, with a fundamental regard being paid to the sustained beauty of the gardens. They, at least, were well tended."

Epsteinian by CommanderGratton May 29, 2025

Infutility

Futile insolence. Ie, an act of futile hostility.

"The current iCC representative in the basement is engaged in an active state of infutility."

Infutility by CommanderGratton May 29, 2025