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1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
1. Mike was so hopelessly inept with women that he made a robotsexmachine for friday nights.
2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!
2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!
by Colte the Pirate November 3, 2006
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When a guy is so whipped by his girlfriend that she controls all the stuff on his online profiles
i.e. Myspace, Facebook, Friendster
When a guy is so whipped by his girlfriend that she controls all the stuff on his online profiles
i.e. Myspace, Facebook, Friendster
guy 1: "what happened to the music on your profile"
guy 2: " uh, carol hates that song, so I...."
guy 1: "dude, You are so E-whipped"
guy 2: " uh, carol hates that song, so I...."
guy 1: "dude, You are so E-whipped"
by Colte the Pirate January 10, 2007
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a portmanteau of superfluous and Idiot. used to describe someone who is and Idiot for being superfluous.
a portmanteau of superfluous and Idiot. used to describe someone who is and Idiot for being superfluous.
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by Colte the Pirate February 3, 2007
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Was Constantinople,
Now it's Istanbul not,
Constantinople.
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople she'll be waiting in Istanbul
Was Constantinople,
Now it's Istanbul not,
Constantinople.
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople she'll be waiting in Istanbul
guy 1: wasn't Istanbul Constantinople?
Guy 2: yes, but now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Guy 3:Been a long time gone, Constantinople...
Guy 1: Why did Constantinople get the works?
Guy 2: That's nobody's business but the Turks!
Guy 2: yes, but now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Guy 3:Been a long time gone, Constantinople...
Guy 1: Why did Constantinople get the works?
Guy 2: That's nobody's business but the Turks!
by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007
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many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.
while no one is sure of exactly what Todd Gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman penis have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.
while no one is sure of exactly what Todd Gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman penis have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
This Song can often be heard in Todd Gibb's Presence
Praise Todd, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Because He rocks the Most. Amen.
Todd Gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.
Todd Gibbs had sex with three women at once. when he was 9
when Todd Gibbs goes Camping He purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
Praise Todd, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Because He rocks the Most. Amen.
Todd Gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.
Todd Gibbs had sex with three women at once. when he was 9
when Todd Gibbs goes Camping He purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
by Colte the Pirate January 7, 2007
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