Definitions by Colonel Jack Mustard

Frat Fuck 

A husky shallow meat head who needs to be surrounded by a pack of carbon copies of himself to feel important. Frat fucks are immature, loud, and drunk. The only reason this trash attends college is because "gee duh, what else do I do after high school?" They often rape sorority sluts and pass along STDs.

Many frat fucks are found guilty of date rape every year.

Frat Fuck by colonel jack mustard February 15, 2010

Trash with Cash 

Although these people are economically well off, they have no morals, values, ethics, or education. They tend to drink, smoke, and do drugs. Are sexually permisive, loud, and profane. Preferred music is country, Rap, or Hip Hop. Attire generally worn is ripped up jeans, t-shirt, and baseball cap.

Rosie O'Donnell, R. Barr, and Madonna are example of Trash with Cash.

Trash with Cash by Colonel Jack Mustard February 13, 2010

crusades 

The Crusades were a several centuries delayed response to Islamic jihad. When Pope Urban II called the First Crusade in 1095, the followers of the prophet had already spread across the Middle East and North Africa by force.

People who think the Crusades preceded Islamic jihad have been brainwashed by politicial correctness.

crusades by colonel jack mustard February 13, 2010