4 definitions by Colin Willett

wanking from home

As appose to working from home.

Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.

by Colin Willett December 19, 2007

scwumie

Scwumie is used to describe somebody who is beatiful, has very good sense of humour and there personality is second to none.

In otherwords, the perfect girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband.

Nicki is so scwumie I'm gonna love her forever

by Colin Willett December 19, 2007

beanie

Another name for an ecstacy tablet.

Dealer "hey you wants some e?"

Guy "nah, i've got my own beanie's"

by Colin Willett December 18, 2007

cronline

To have a crap whilst surfing the internet.

I was desperate for a crap and waiting for an urgent email from work, so I had to go cronline

by Colin Willett December 18, 2007