Definitions by Colin Bucket

Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

Wank Seat by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020

BEERCURRY

A collective noun for a group of middle class gentlemen venturing forth with the sole intention of imbibing ale and Indian cuisine.

What's that kerfuffle over there? Well in Wokingham that is called a BEERCURRY of gentlemen darling.

BEERCURRY by Colin Bucket December 20, 2019

Auto Nut Split

Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.

A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.

Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.

Auto Nut Split by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019