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The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat
by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020
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A collective noun for a group of middle class gentlemen venturing forth with the sole intention of imbibing ale and Indian cuisine.
What's that kerfuffle over there? Well in Wokingham that is called a BEERCURRY of gentlemen darling.
by Colin Bucket December 20, 2019
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Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.

A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.
by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019
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