Staffturbation

The act of a staff doing busy work that accomplishes nothing, but makes them feel good.
The people on the headquarters staff engage in staffturbation in order to hide their lack of productivity.
by Col Ingus December 14, 2021
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Sufferteer

A dishonorable person who is a profiteer from natural and intentional human suffering. Usually a corrupt politician, dishonest charitable charlatan, or deceitful taxpayer-funded contractor.
The politician that uses excessive regulation to make building homes more expensive, advocates for money printing that drives inflation, subsidizes drug use, encourages unemployment, and whose spouse gets paid a large salary by the taxpayers for homeless services is a Sufferteer.
by Col Ingus June 17, 2025
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