Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.
Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.
by CocoSantango July 27, 2014
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Double Roller

A bowel movement that requires more than one roll of toilet paper.
Last time I ate that many chili dogs I had a double roller.
by CocoSantango September 02, 2010
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