A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf
by Cockwood February 17, 2021
When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.
Well isn't this just a morning surprise
by Cockwood November 13, 2010
(P)ost (T)raumatic (G)ame (D)isorder- When someone plays videogames for far too long in one day. Symptoms include, but are not limited too: Violent outbursts, extreme racism/homophobia, uncontrollable shaking of the thumbs and/or hands, and seeing the particular game when the victim closes his/her eyes.
Tom: Dude, I have such bad PTGD right now...
Brian: How...how bad
Tom: I can see the game when I close my eyes!
Brian: I remember my first time...
Brian: How...how bad
Tom: I can see the game when I close my eyes!
Brian: I remember my first time...
by Cockwood December 27, 2010