9 definitions by CoUnMe
One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush
Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.
Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
by CoUnMe April 22, 2010
To "Lane up" is to make a story seem more interesting than it actually is. Would include using your hand and fingers to draw more attention away from what one is actually saying.
Invented by David Lane, a douche and total tool.
Invented by David Lane, a douche and total tool.
I'm serious, if he "Lane Ups" another story about the UFC fight last night I am going to throat chop his bitch ass.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010