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A nasty, grosse, just all around disgusting woman. Most commonly refered to as a skank. A dirty bird can be found in all types of setting: office, retail, high school, college, military (most have been found here). A dirty bird usually think she is not a dirty bird or skank and always laughs when someone calls her that. In all reality the people are not joking and really do think she is a nasty piece of shit.
Also if said woman is white and likes black men, then she is one of the biggest dirty birds of all time.
Also if said woman is white and likes black men, then she is one of the biggest dirty birds of all time.
Smith: I saw this one goat giving it to another goat and it turned me on.
Others: You are a fucking dirty bird!
Smith: lol I love you guys:
Samith walks away.
Guy 1: Does she think we are joking?
Guy 2: Probably, but we totally aren't, shes a nasty skank.
Others: You are a fucking dirty bird!
Smith: lol I love you guys:
Samith walks away.
Guy 1: Does she think we are joking?
Guy 2: Probably, but we totally aren't, shes a nasty skank.
by CoUnMe April 24, 2010
Get the Dirty Bird mug.One who willingly accepts Tube Steak in ones anus or anal cavity. The said person in question is one of the homosexual preference. Often the more fairy of the two parties.
by CoUnMe April 24, 2010
Get the Steak Taker mug.1.When one Assassinate's one's self.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.
Guy 1: It tough to hear Jimmy committed suicide.
Guy 2: Think of it as an assassination.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jimmy assassinated himself.
Guy 1: Ahh so he committed a Self Assassination.
Guy 2: Think of it as an assassination.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jimmy assassinated himself.
Guy 1: Ahh so he committed a Self Assassination.
by CoUnMe April 22, 2010
Get the Self Assassination mug.Smith It is a style of shaving for female genitalia. the process is pulling out the labia ,much like a barber would a leather strap for sharpening his razor, and proceed to shave the netherregion. It is one of the most disgusting ways a women can shave her snatch. Usually performed by nasty dirty birds.
by CoUnMe April 22, 2010
Get the Smith It mug.To process or action in which the Anus quivers whilst holding in a massive poo to prevent one from pooing in the drawers.
Bobby must have been holding in his crap for a long time becasue he came down with a case of quiverhole.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
Get the Quiverhole mug.To "Lane up" is to make a story seem more interesting than it actually is. Would include using your hand and fingers to draw more attention away from what one is actually saying.
Invented by David Lane, a douche and total tool.
Invented by David Lane, a douche and total tool.
I'm serious, if he "Lane Ups" another story about the UFC fight last night I am going to throat chop his bitch ass.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
Get the Lane Up mug.Mr. Creepy is a movie character invented and played by writed/director/producer/actor Todd Phillips. Mr. Creepy only appears in R-rated films directed by Phillips, i.e. "Road Trip" "Old School" and "The Hangover". Mr. Creepy usually wear a track suit, has a curly jewfro, and thick pornstache.
Mr. Creepy is also one of the biggest ladiesman in the films.
Mr. Creepy is also one of the biggest ladiesman in the films.
John-OMG, did you see that guy?
Tom- No
John-He looks just like Mr. Creepy from "Old School".
Tom-Never saw it.
Tom- No
John-He looks just like Mr. Creepy from "Old School".
Tom-Never saw it.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
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