Cookie Beast

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.
Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.
by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016
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Cloak Cackle

When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.
Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.
by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016
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