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Definitions by Clive doheartson

They when 

‘They when’ is an synonym of ‘ that when’ in western culture, often misunderstood by Chinese immigrants.
Shut up Susan, I thought ‘they when’ I married you I would get to eat all the pecan pie.
They when by Clive doheartson March 15, 2019

rumble muncher 

A disabled cat that smells only faintly of wee and damp bread. Often portrayed in school plays in the 90's.
Get your act together Trevor! You are turning into a rumble muncher.
rumble muncher by Clive doheartson February 25, 2017

Smelly chode 

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.
Smelly chode by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016