Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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The Pilgrimage of Grace

When you lick all the way from the bumhole to the clitoris.
My Mrs. loves it when I do The Pilgrimage of Grace on her.
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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