Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Clit Wizard

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

When you lick all the way from the bumhole to the clitoris.

My Mrs. loves it when I do The Pilgrimage of Grace on her.

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!