Definitions by Clit Wizard

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

Custard tart by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

The Pilgrimage of Grace 

When you lick all the way from the bumhole to the clitoris.

My Mrs. loves it when I do The Pilgrimage of Grace on her.

The Pilgrimage of Grace by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

Custard tart by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021